Absurdity, thy name is Barack....

What's this?

The cool presidential code sign for "call me"?

That hip thang that The One does when he's in Hawaii hangin' with his homies to indicate that he's down with wazzup?

Who knows, who cares.

Mahalo, Dude.

While the world waits for the leader of the free world to find his testicular fortitude (psst.. look in Michelle's desk drawer) on the brutal suppression of humans rights in Iran, Barack Hussein Obama credits himself with this:

 Washington Post -- Obama’s approach to Iran, including his assertion that the unrest there represents a debate among Iranians unrelated to the United States, is an acknowledgment that a U.S. president’s words have a limited ability to alter foreign events in real time and could do more harm than good. But privately Obama advisers are crediting his Cairo speech for inspiring the protesters, especially the young ones, who are now posing the most direct challenge to the republic’s Islamic authority in its 30-year history.

In addition to having no guts, this horses' ass has no shame.

but every once in a while,
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about i
Wanna talk about number 1 oh my, me, my,
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see.

Someone should start counting the number of time Obama uses the first person in his comments, it's easy to confuse him with some giddy 20-year-old starlet in her first movie.

Let us contrast the comments of  French President Nicholas Sarkozy with POTUS on the issue of forcing women to wear burlap bags.

First the country that surrender to the Nazis in a few weeks and then formed a puppet government to help the oppressors....

“In our country, we cannot accept that women be prisoners behind a screen, cut off from all social life, deprived of all identity … The burqa is not a religious sign, it’s a sign of subservience, a sign of debasement — I want to say it solemnly, it will not be welcome on the territory of the French Republic.”

Now, Obama in Cairo on June 4th, 2009:

“Moreover, freedom in America is indivisible from the freedom to practice one’s religion. That is why there is a mosque in every state of our union, and over 1,200 mosques within our borders. That is why the U.S. government has gone to court to protect the right of women and girls to wear the hijab, and to punish those who would deny it.

I'd like to seed him in the hijab; and if it's so great, order Michelle The Predator into one... about a size 22.

 

Build it and they won't come...

The following would only happen in California; the former Golden State and now verging on a movie parody in which Mad Max meets I am Legend, has had sand kicked in its face.

"After hiring a feng shui expert and spending more than $7.4 million on a special exhibit complete with golden Buddha, the Los Angeles Zoo will not be getting three rare golden monkeys (left) from China promised in 2002.  (I'm not even going to get into why three little monkeys require a palace to live in.)

"It was a decision by the Chinese government and we're disappointed," said Councilman Tom LaBonge. "But, it is not a waste. We have a beautiful facility and we will put other animals on display there."

"The agreement to bring in the golden monkeys, identifiable by their blue faces and long flowing blond hair, was developed by Hahn during his trip to China."

Apparently the LA-la Land pols deemed it important to go to China to beg for big primates and got the second place critters... and now they don't even have them.

No wonder Cali's going down the drain.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the Chi-Coms are having a jolly ole time screwing with us. Look for the Reds to stuff Obama in a wall locker when they get the chance.

Remember when Obama rolled out the red carpet for Iranians thugs and murders to come join him for the Fourth of July celebrations here?

Well, the above pictures have not caused him to retract his invitation... besides the formerly living young people despised their government and took to the streets. Perhaps he sees his own future.

Meanwhile he'll just have some dogs and ice cream with the girls.

Lastly, the following is pop culture news that convinced me that we are now living in the Absurd Generation.

TORONTO (AP) - Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at a nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on his Twitter site. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

Hilton, who is openly gay, said that he called will.i.am a "faggot," a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

"He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I knew (what) would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him.... I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"

Hilton, along with Lady Gaga, (right) then left the club and was punched from behind. 

......... So a fat butt pirate who stole the name of a skanky heiress and is famous only for writing a blog and condemning a pretty young woman who had the audacity to say "marriage is for one man, one woman" dissed someone named "will. i.am." who is part of a farming collective and was smacked in retaliation by the farm manager Mario Lavandeira who is not the crooner from the 1950s; oh, and all this was either "twitted" or tweeted" to the populace.... and Lady Gaga who is from Yonkers and makes her own jewelry (my own research) was there, too. 

In short, a black black-eyed pea, sucker-punched a gay tweeting faggot for calling another black black-eyed pea a faggot and was later twittered on by the same non-black, non-black-eyed pea faggot.  

....it is the last sign of the Apocalypse.

Comments

[Zahrol]

that wasn't an official oficfe but he certainly didn't have anything bad to say about the flag or Guevara did he? Kind of like saying hey I'm a good guy and I don't even mind if my supporters like murderous thugs. But I digress-Guess who else was a Cuban sympathizer? That's right class, Lee Harvey Oswald, a marksmen that never met a communist he didn't like.Now, let us put it all together--Che Guevara was Castro's chief persecutor-er I mean prosecutor, he was personally responsible for the killings of thousands of Cubans. If you need to check that for truth ride on down to Miami and start waving a Guevara flag.-JFK was killed by a Cuban sympathizer (Oswald) or maybe that should be plural depending on who you believe and how tight your tin foil is wrapped.-Teddy (speed racer) and Maria Schriver endorse Obama.-Obama could care less about a Cuban Guevara flag flown in his supporter’s oficfe.Does the irony escape Teddy and Maria? I’ll have what he’s drinking…The point here is that the Democrats are very quick to forget history and when someone reminds them they are even quicker to dismiss it. Here's another fact for you-One of the former members of the terrorist group Weather Underground, William Ayers, proclaimed in an interview with the New York Times published on 9/11/01 that he didn't regret setting bombs (A series of bombings that occurred in the 70s and included the U.S. Capitol and the Pentagon).Guess who Mr. Ayers supports? That's right, Obama. In fact Mr. Ayers served on The Woods Fund (an anti poverty group) with Obama from 1999 to 2002. Swapping ideas I’d venture.And before any of you say I'm just a white guy railing on a black guy running for President, well I say there is no black guy running for President, Obama is white, at least his mother is but he hasn't said much about that either has he?Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain folks. It’s all about change anyway, the change in your pockets that is.

[Anthony]

perez hilton .what a piece of sewer scum!! He'd suck a dick as long as your arm and still have the nerve to call you a short peekcred fucker. If he got bitched slapped(he probably liked it) too bad it wasn't pistol whipped instead. I would like to know, with all the talent that is out there in the world, how & why shit like this gets to be newsworthy?? Now then, maybe if they'd shot him between the eyes that, might be GOOD news. :dancinghappy:

[Rob]

McCain's cmgapian ad "The One" is offensive. The "Christian Right" has mocked Christianity for years, so I don't blame McCain for losing respect for those so called faith based government parasites who have been collecting millions of tax payer dollars. (If Obama is elected I expect that the GOP will suddenly howl when Obama gives tax money to his own group of faith based government parasites.) However, my point is that the ad itself is in very poor taste because it mocks religion. If McCain believes Obama is setting himself up as a religious cult leader then the issue should be soberly presented and discussed with dignity. Cheap shots at religion are - well - cheap shots. "The One" ad looked to me like something an entertainment group such as The Onion, or Saturday Night Live would have produced. The words on the screen, the voice over, and Moses, played by Heston, were unmistakably religious references. "It should be known that in 2008 the world will be blessed" "He can do no wrong" "And the world shall receive His blessings" Who does McCain think he is kidding - this is not mocking Paris Hilton.

[pontiff alex]

........ and those douchebags in LA-LA Land W-O-N-D-E-R why their state is broke, and BROKEN. The DISCONNECT with R-E-A-L-I-T-Y is galling and appalling. When the food stops showing up in the stores, it be LOCK and LOAD time. There is a song by a 'Punk' band, Lords of the New Church ,circa 1982 and the lyrics to the song 'OPEN YOUR EYES' are quite, and STILL poignant now 27 years on... http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/lords-of-the-new-church-lyrics/open-your-eyes-lyrics.html

[pontiff alex]

Do what you will BEHIND closed doors 'Ms.Hilton', or EXPECT that if you act like a prima donna fey and 'stick it in peoples faces' you WILL be punched, if not the 'FULL BLOWN BEATDOWN'...and you WILL have deserved it. Just like ANY other asshole that gets in someones face/space. Ask, and you SHALL receive. I'm not homophobic,hardly, keep it PRIVATE, just know I will punch any asshole that INSISTS on invading my space.(as is my RIGHT.)

[Dan Patterson]

I think a snug bomb-proof shelter, with ample provisions and power generator, will do nicely until this storm passes.

What do you mean "dreaming"? If the militant lefties can have their fantasies, I can have mine.

Dan Patterson,
Arrogant Infidel
Loyal Opposition

[Ninja R]

Hilton: In a world where men are still men, we like the punch out. If you say something you know will infuriate people, you should expect to get your lights punched out.