The United States Postal Service (USPS) created a US stamp of President Obama.
The USPS noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged Obama, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $11.73 million in congressional spending, a special commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
Via WeaselZipper, found at TheObamaFile
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm; Barack… Hussein….Obama.
The feel-good story of the day.
VALLEY FALL, NY -- The young man was given three choices: get turned over to the police, go one-on-one in a fight with a seasoned war veteran, or be duct-taped to a flagpole for six hours with a sign around his neck which proclaimed he was being trussed up because he burned the American flag.
It seems the horse’s ass, 21, tried to get in the local VFW bar last Friday night for a drink but was turned away because he had no ID, and there was no question he didn’t qualify for VFW membership.
Angered, the man went outside, lowered the flag which had been flown in Iraq, and set it on fire with a cigarette lighter.
The man sat pilloried as the village had its fall youth soccer picnic with a long parade of children passing in front of him.
''He'll never disrespect the flag again, I can tell you that,'' Post Commander Nick Normile, a Vietnam War veteran, said today.
Commander-in-Chief News:
Item: “Right now the focus is on the strategic assessment itself. It (the troop request) will be shelved until such time that the White House is ready,” a defense official said.
Mentored by communists since he was a child, and running on a 2008 campaign platform which insisted the US should be fighting in Afghanistan, not Iraq, Obama has now taken decisive action as CnC.
His administration has taken official custody today of Gen. Stanley McChrystal’s request for a significant troop increase, or “surge”, for the Afghan-Pak theater.
However, Obama will not “officially” see it for a while. The Pentagon reports it was “held at his request, until Obama officially makes an official decision about the officially official policy he wants to officially pursue in the war”… in Iraq.
So after after years of condemning President Bush’s conduct of the Iraq War, trying his best to undermine the war effort and demoralize our troops in the field, voting against the military funding, and for cutting off funds for the war, condemning Gen. Petraeus’ “surge”, and saying it would not work and that we could not win in Iraq…..
…. now, as president, he pays more attention to destroying our health care system that destroying our enemies, and has thereby voted “present” once again, but this time his cowardice will cost American lives.
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Gadhafi Cancels Visit to Canada After PM Harper Orders His Foreign Minister to Berate Him at the Airport Over Reception Lockerbie Got....
Hell of a note when the Canadians, French, and Eastern Europe, South Korea and Upper and/or Lower Volta have more stones that The President of the United States.
Your Liberal Sister-in-law: That’s not fair, GA, he just needs time to be sure he’s making the right decision.
GA: Okay, then explain this:
Obama On Nuclear Conflict With Iran: "I'm Not Interested In Victory" (Video)
HotAirpundit has the transcript.
One thing Barry does have is the guts to jail your grandma for failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying Obamacare health insurance.
Politico.com reports: Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) received a handwritten note Thursday from Joint Committee on Taxation Chief
of Staff Tom Barthold confirming the penalty for failing to pay the up to $1,900 fee for not buying health insurance.
Violators could be charged with a misdemeanor and could face up to a year in jail or a $25,000 penalty, Barthold wrote on JCT letterhead. He signed it "Sincerely, Thomas A. Barthold."
Californians… dimocrats have controlled your State Assembly for the last 13 years; we tend to get what we vote for… take the last 10 months, for example (HotAir.com reports):
Unemployment in the state has hit 12.2%. The political class seems incapable of dealing with a budget gap larger than the entire annual budget of most other states. A water crisis has hit the most critical agricultural area, thanks to ill-conceived federal intervention, which means that revenues will drop and unemployment rise even further. Schools are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. What should state legislators do in this crisis?
If you’re from California, the choice is easy — take a junket to Denmark and Spain!
My friends in and from Kern County Cali should target particularly their very own Roy Ashburn (Ridiculous-Bakersfield).
And now to cleanse the palate.
I’ve been watching the “Hitler video parodies” go viral the past several weeks… watch these two and you get the idea… if you want more just Google “Hitler YouTube”.

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