--New poster campaign by gun-toting children shakes America
(ASSOCIATED PRESS—WASHINGTON DC)—In response to a few offhand comments by African-American community organizers last week, an unprecedented angry response is being voiced not by white teens, tweens or pre-tweens, but literally children, even cracker toddlers down to age two.
A hastily formed organization (no doubt by adult, bitter gun-clingers and Christians) released the following resolution:
“Whereas white people are “devils” and the cause of all the hell on earth for the poor and downtrodden (that doesn’t include the downtrodden and poor white folk)… and
- whereas war has been declared on “crackers”—the white, human variety (not Oreos)—and..
- whereas “cracker babies” have been further specifically targeted by organized, armed Negro terrorists backed by America’s first 100% racist federal government, and…
-- whereas the Second Amendment has once more been reaffirmed by the Supreme Court (and crackers don’t care if it is or not).. and
-- whereas our right to defend our crackerselves was bestowed by God the Cracker, the right for Cracker babies to defend their lives is in the best interest of all crackers, both individually and collectively…
Be it resolved that the Global Legion of Cracker Kidz (GLOCK) will work tirelessly to end the myriad, unconstitutional, gun ownership age requirement laws. To wit:
“’A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
GLOCK headquarters followed the announcement with a brief statement.
“Yothee any age westrictions thwew?” asked Brandin Kellogg, 4, of Coppell, Texas, GLOCK’s National spokesbaby, said. “Wa doan the Neew Bwack Panthews undostand?” Kellogg is shown below in an undated photo.
This morning an obviously angry Attorney General Eric Holder condemned the comments by Kellogg, saying that the New Black Panthers were simply defending themselves “against cracker babies due to 300 years of oppression by the white man. They cracker babies jus grown up to be the next oppressor.
“They have the right to act preemptively against any terror group that espouses armed attacks against innocent brothas, nomesayin?”
Reached at South Central’s nine-hole, Tupac Memorial Country Club and Smokehouse golf course, Barack Hussein Obama, America’s first Halfrican-American president said he hadn’t heard anything “…. about the New Black Panthers threatening to kill cracker-Americans or they cracker children, and I wouldn’t believe it if I did.”
“King Samir Shabazz, is my homie, an he don’t roll like ‘at.”
The youthful Kellogg responded, “Thsee wad weuh up againsth? Thewe is no adult thuppavision in twiss counthwee anyeemoa.”