I seldom have time to laugh at those on the left, I’m too busy ridiculing and threatening them, but today I have a little breathing room and you may not have see/heard about some of the absolutely stellar idiots who believe they are superior to you bitter clingers.
This has to be No.1:
(Mercury News)- 1960s songbird Joan Baez had a tree house built — without walls — 20 feet high in an oak tree behind her Woodside home because she wanted to sleep with birds.
The folk singer legend, who once performed the civil rights anthem “We Shall Overcome” before a half-million people at Woodstock, fell from that tree house Wednesday as she climbed down from the platform.
Paramedics drove the singer to Stanford Hospital, where she was treated and released after it was determined she had suffered only minor injuries.
No injuries? Musta fallen on her head.
“I sleep in a tree all summer long,” Baez told an English blogger in 2008. “I climb up on a ladder, with ropes and things. The birds are right there in the morning. Sometimes they’re flying so close to my head I can feel the wind.
“Those things are heaven to me.”
She has no idea how close she came to the real thing.
I love most of Neil Young’s music, but there is no bigger dumbass left-winger in entertainment… yeah, I know what about Babs Streisand and Martin Sheen? Well, that’s a different kinda stoopid.
A three-alarm fire that damaged a San Carlos warehouse containing memorabilia belonging to rocker Neil Young started in a vintage car that he had converted into a hybrid vehicle, authorities said Tuesday.
Very little is left of the “vintage car”, a 1959 Lincoln Continental, which is always the first choice of any ecofreak when it comes to autos. Here’s the couple in happier times:
Fire investigators determined that the fire started in in the 2.5-ton behemoth’s electric battery/biodiesel-powered generator and spread to the warehouse. The “hybrid” system Young had outfitted the car with was part of his company called LincVolt.
“LincVolt”?… he must have a niche market among other ‘59 Lincoln owners.
Regardless, I feel sad for anyone who loses some or all of a lifetime of personal treasures… I’m reminded of the fire in Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s home which consumed everything he had, and more than one Medal of Honor Recipient who suffered the same loss.
Young kept guitars, paintings, vintage cars and cases of other memorabilia at the 10,000-square-foot warehouse. About 70 percent of the belongings have been salvaged or are salvageable, fire officials said. The blaze caused at least $1 million in damage, authorities said.
Coming in at No.3 is the left’s arch master of disguise and the uncanny ability to blend into the population… his name is Bond…. Walter Edmund Bond.
Also the committed vegan tattooed the word across his neck which officers used to identify and arrested him for burning down a sheepskin factory in Colorado. But wait, there’s more:
After the factory was burned down, a video showed a man approaching the building around 3 am with a backpack. A man who identified himself as “A.L.F. Lone Wolf” later posted this message on the Internet:
“Be warned that making a living from the use and abuse of animals will not be tolerated. Also be warned that leather is every bit as evil as fur, as demonstrated in my recent arson against the Leather Factory in Salt Lake City. Go vegan!”
No he di’n’t… yes, yes he did.
A third party called the FBI to say that Bond had said that he was the culprit. They arranged a meeting where Bond reportedly admitted to the arson.
What is fascinating is the reference to the lunch that Bond had at a friend’s house shortly before he was arrested: hamburgers.
In his backpack, they found literature titled “The Declaration of War – Killing People to Save Animals – Strike a Match, Light a Fuse, We Only Have the Earth to Lose.”
Bond faces a maximum prison term of 20 years in prison.
I’d make him spend the entire time on mess duty… with the meat.
And speaking of body-fat: This is good for a laugh… here’s the lefty dipwad who insists of telling you how and what to eat….
… and is always so appropriately dressed when representing the Nation.
She is hands down the Worst First we’ve ever had and that includes Shirley McLaine in “Guarding Tess.”
And this just in: The 2010 NAACP Image Award for politics goes to:
US Representative Hank Johnson; no one will ever top this when it comes to the fine collection of public servants with which the demwit party poisons the body politic. I give you once again, Ole Hank, as he shared his concern over the island of Guam “tipping over”. The discussion centered on Johnson’s worries that 8,000 more US troops and their family being stationed on the island that it may tip over and sink into the bottom of the ocean.
What a laugh riot those Los Angeles fruit cakes and nuts are…when God finally gets Sodom-Gomorra angry enough Cali will finally fall into the sea and we’ll all be better off.
No self-respecting interior designer or anyone with scintilla of style would allow such a tree in the house… even on Mardi Gras.